Monday, April 26, 2010

Food breakdown so far

Alright the food here is interesting to say the least. Here are the highlights so far.

There is ham and pork everywhere. People absolutely love it. They even having a saying that if you're a vegetarian you still eat pork because its that important. We have yet to seen any sign of turkey and even chicken is relatively rare. There is also ham hanging from every other store in the window. Ham = King, Greg I'm sure you're salivating.

Olive oil comes by the gallon and the largest juice container we could find has about 6 drinks worth it in. Need some damn juice people. Olive oil > Juice. People can't handle spice here, period. I used some red pepper spice tonight and Miriam said she couldn't eat it because it was so hot. I can't stress enough how mild it was.

I'm not proud of it but we had McDonald's at the airport. At this point we just needed any kind of food. Their most popular meal is the CBO (Chicken Bacon Onion). Not sure how a vegetable makes it into the acronym. It comes on a square sesame seed bun. Also the menu is in order just like in the US except they don't have numbers for their combo meals so its pointless.

They love mayonnaise, they don't have single cold drinks in the grocery store, shopping carts are 50 cents, milk mainly comes in a box, and the grocery stores reek of nasty fish I can't begin to describe. Finally here is the biggest refrigerated vending machine I've ever seen. It was in the metro station.

First Weekend Done & Done


Yes this is human foosball and yes the little kid in the green just got blasted in the face by the ball.

I will highlight some of the finer points of the weekend. We went out for drinks pretty much right when we got out of class around 1:00. Friday was Diada de Sant Jordi here in Spain - celebrated by guys giving girls roses, and girls giving guys books. This added a interesting vibe to the streets. After lunch and a bit of a walk we met up with some other friends from class. This time at a gay bar.

I think I speak for both kyle and I when I say we were pretty taken aback at what the bathroom held for us. The urinal was comparable with one you would find at a football stadium - a long metal trough basically. This particular trough-urinal was modified with an angled mirror that was about chest high. What made this mirror different from other mirrors you may find in a bathroom, is that this mirror was a. chest high over a urinal and b. angled back down at your junk. Anyway as the night pressed on Kyle and I headed back to our house to drop off our bags and get changed (probably about 8:00pm).

The plan was to eat change and head out, we somehow ended up sleeping for two hours and then not actually heading back out till about 11. The night was fun but not too notable from then on out, we went to a few different bars with some friends, then ran to catch the metro which closed at 2:00am. Sadly we missed it and had to cab it home.

Saturday was solid, we walked for about 10 miles all over the city with some classmates - a beautiful day. Since the bars and metros are open all night, we did not go out till about 12:00. We started at a random bar where 3 of us split a huge liquor drink and chilled out. Then we floated around to a few different bars where some bro from Amsterdam kept trying to buy coke off of us - not sure why. Finally around 2 we wondered into a pretty cool looking bar and proceeded to black out.

One of the bartenders at this particular bar happened to be pretty interested in our friend Kyle. As a result our male bartender started to pour us free shots of Patrone. As the drinks kept flowing, and our bartender got more and more boned up over kyle (occasionally flashing him a wink - earning us free shots), the inevitable black out was fast approaching. At some point I found myself in a ¨conversation¨ with a young Spanish lady. Considering my Catalan (language spoken in Barcelona) is limited to numbers, and a select few breakfast items, I´m guessing I was just counting at this girl and maybe saying; egg, coffee, milk etc. Clearly this conversation did not progress.

At this point it was about 4:00AM and we were both fully blacked out. From what our classmates have told us, we took a cab to one of the girls places to drop her off, then we walked to the metro. We are both pretty certain that I was passing out on the metro and that I ran home from the metro. Either way we did not get home till about 5:30AM.

Sunday was spent in a borderline comatose state. I think each of us spent about an hour out of bed before 7:00pm (that hour was used for a food run).

Pics soon.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Key Required

I'm not sure why the ground floor is marked "0". I'm scared about what goes on down on floor -1. You need a key to get there. If I make it down and back you will be the first to know.
(This is from the elevator in our school)

I own a Dell

This is totally unrelated to anything, but if you're like me you stare at one of these two screens for about 30% of the time you have your computer on.

10 minute load screens:


Blue Screens of Death:


don't buy a dell.

As Promised: Sleeping Outfits

The mixture:
one part womens sweatpants
one part XL/Long white tee's
and for me, and extra part fleece v-neck, size - childs medium.

Trip Advisor

WARNING: for those of you who have not read this yet it is long and riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. I wrote it over the course of 3 days and threw it all together without editing. I am not going to take the time to make edits now. This is me appologizing.

Well it has been 4 days since we left the states and things have finally settled down. I have on different clothing and have been able to brush my teeth with a real toothbrush for the first time in nearly a week. Rest assured I had a toothbursh but it was like something you would find being handed out to children in a country where the average life span is equal to the percent of the population with AIDS (about 29, to paint a picture for you). Anyway, Our trip started at about noon on Saturday the 17th. I had just finished packing and was loading the car to head for the airport. I arrived a few minutes before kyle and got in line to check my bags. Apparently it's $50 for your second bag now, and an additional $125 if your bag exceeds 50lbs. Lovely - I have no spent $175 so my bags can fly along with my to Spain.

Our flight from Cleveland to Washington went off without a hitch. This one our flight was the only part of our travel plans that went as such. We were delayed leaving DC for unknown reasons. Since volcanic ash does not delay a flight for three hours any guess is as good as mine - I like to think the pilot forgot the keys. Eventually we got in the air. The plan was packed and within five minutes of sitting down I was reminded of the fact that my travels would in no way be pleasant or easy from this point forward. This reminder came in the form of a screaming baby. Why people bring babies anywhere is beyond me. I can say with confidence that when I have kids I will not take them on vacation until they are old enough to drive. As the flight pressed on over the Atlantic there was redeeming aspect - our flight attendant. Now let me stop you all right there. Unfortunately it was not a hot young girl, that would have been nice but sadly not the case. However the dude who was working our section did have one good trait - he gave us free liquor. Also, the airline we were flying was "Aer Lingus" thanks Ireland. As we pressed on and Murpheys law really had time to kick in. Our flight into Madrid landed as our flight to Barcelona was supposed to be departing. As a result we were not too worried we just figured we would grab the next flight. It was at this point that we realized the Barcelona airport had been shut down due to volcanic ash - thanks Iceland - and we could not get a flight at all that day.

We wondered around the Madrid airport in anguish over the 100 yard long lines to talk to someone. Things could not get any worse, or so we thought. With McDonalds being the only option for food, I felt my balls getting destroyed by another kick from God. We ate some food and tried to formulate a plan. Once we finished we went back to check out the lines. It appeared as tho there were two really long lines heading in opposite directions. Then we noticed that for some reason there were two counters open that no one was going to. We walked up to hopefully just get some answers and walked away with a bus ticket to Barcelona, estimated lenght of the bus ride: 7 hours. As we watched this young spanish girl try to control a crowd of raging spaniards, crying women, screaming children and disgruntled old people spirits sank lower. Frankly we wanted nothing to do with this bus nor the people on it. This girl had no idea what she was doing, and she was so small people were just yelling at her, plus she was a moron. Getting 40 people on the first bus took over an hour. It was like the BMV.

If it was not clear, we opted out of riding on the first bus. The second one that came was run by the same girl and she did not learn anything from the first go around. We ended up getting on the bus and luckily driven to the trainstation. The airline ended up buying us train tickets which shaved about 4 hours off our travel time. Unfortunately we had to deal with little kids fainting in the train station and little kids screaming on the train. Some dude was on there with his wife and son. I have never seen a kid that was such a sad excuse for a son. The kid would just wine and cry all the time. or he would run around and yell. I had some pretty graphic thoughts going needless to say.

We finally pulled into Barcelona around 9:00PM Sunday night, barcelona time. That wound up being about 24 hours of traveling and we got in about 12 hours later than we were supposed to. A girl picked us up from the train station and shuttled us, sans luggage to the place we will be staying for the next 3.5 weeks. I forgot to mention, since all fligths into Barcelona were cancled we went without luggage for 4 days, I had been waring the same thing for 5 - kill me. Luckily the woman hosting us had some really ghetto toothbrushes and sleeping outfits (think Charlie Kelley - picture soon). Anyway its Wednesday afternoon, I finally have my luggage and and just finished teaching for the first time. Things seemed to have calmed down a bit. Anyway I realize my misery may not be the most entertaining read, however most of you - people i call my friends - probably get some sort of sick satisfaction out of my pain, love you guys.

So with that I´m going to sign out. Our first weekend is fast approaching, hopefully that will yield some more entertaining stories. Stay tuned, its going to be a big year.

P.S. sorry for the typos im sure are littering this and any future post. Spell check on these computers only catch spanish errors.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Final Countdown



6 days till departure.

It's Sunday, April 11- Masters Sunday- Tiger just sunk a solid shot from I don't know how far out, not sure why people doubted him. I decided to take this opportunity to set this up while I nurse a lingering hangover from my night out in Columbus last night. I'm not sure what my internet situation is going to be for the duration of the trip so posts will most likely be infrequent. With that in mind hopefully the content will be top drawer.

For the first month Kyle and I will be shacking up with some woman out the outskirts of the city. This little inverse Threes Company set up will hopefully churn out some good stories. After the first month we will be directing a classroom full of impressionable minds and moving into our own bachelor pad. Rest assured we will promptly begin to put out a vibe. I will keep you all posted. Adios